tight jeans - june 16, 2021

Have a peek at Austria’s Marko Arnautovich losing his mind and saying what was probably a bunch of super racist shit after scoring for Austria against North Macedonia on Sunday.

Arnautovich is Serbian. North Macedonia’s Gjanni Alioski (Leeds) is Kosovar Albanian. These ethnic groups don't care for each other.

Remember Xherdan Shaqiri and Granit Xhaka - both Albanian - celebrating goals for Switzerland against Serbia in the 2018 World Cup? Arnautovich’s celebration was a version of that, only in reverse, and less elegant.*

Whatever Arnautovich said was caustic enough for David Alaba to actually try to close his mouth. This is followed by a moment where the look in Arnautovich’s eyes goes from defiant to contrite. Perhaps he realized the stage he was on.

Shaq’s ‘wings’ celly (goal.com)

Shaq’s ‘wings’ celly (goal.com)


Parachuting Greenpeaceian

Look at this absolute knothead nearly killing half of the crowd before the France/Germany game starts. Silly, parachuting Greeenpeacian. Everyone understands that oil is bad. Grab a bottle of Tysker and a few flares like everyone else and meet us in the tunnel after the game.


France vs. Germany, feat. Antonio Rudiger still crushing that mask in the background.

France vs. Germany, feat. Antonio Rudiger still crushing that mask in the background.

Slugfest - France vs. Germany

This game felt like a final. I called my old coach at halftime. He thanked me for not calling him during the game. I appreciated his civility.


Upcoming games

Italy vs. Switzerland - 3PM EST on June 16
The Swiss should give the Italians more to think about than the Turks did, though perhaps not much more.

Denmark vs. Belgium - 12PM EST on June 17
The most balanced game of the day (on paper), though the Danes lose some of their bite without Eriksen in the team.

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