This issue is all about the greatest day of soccering: Boxing Day. Some of you just call it December 26th, but I’m not interested in low-balling the festive season like that. Below you’ll find notes on the Boxing Day games, including predictions and Kingsley Amis-style guidance on alcohol consumption based on time of day and match at hand. There’s also a parlour game you can try out should Fulham versus Southampton turn out to be drab as it's likely to be. It’s all in the name of fun, pals, so make room for the Jeaner’s Boxing Day companion.

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